We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.