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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Just shared via Facebook:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Just landed via Facebook:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Trending via Reddit:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Trending via X:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Going viral on Reddit:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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19 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t hate me, date me!

18 shares on TikTok this month:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

72 shares on X this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

69 shares on WeChat this month:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

14 shares on Discord this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Live now on YouTube:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Just landed via Threads:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Just shared via Slack:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Just shared via Reddit:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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