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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from stealthy moves to crackling grooves! 🕺💀 Just remember, each creak and pop is a reminder of your well-earned wisdom… or maybe it's just your body reminding you to stretch more! 🧘‍♂️😂 Embrace the symphony of sounds that come with entering the fabulous 40s club! 🎶🔊 #CreakyButCheeky"

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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