Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?
  • I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.
  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
  • I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.