Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWent to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.” My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do. The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.