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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.