Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
  • Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?
  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.