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  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
  • Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
  • Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
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  • I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
  • I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.