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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!