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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.