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Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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