Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
  • Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
  • I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.
  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?