When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. Funny Quotes May 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
