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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that&#821…

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that̵…

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🌕🍕 "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. 🌊🦑 When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." 😂 Looks like love and sea creatures have more in common than we thought! Just be careful where you swim… and what you swim with!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amore, big, eel, eye, food, humor, knee, love, moon, moray, nature, pizza, rhyme, sea, swim on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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