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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

47 shares on X this month:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Meow means woof in cat.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

38 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Live now on Discord:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Just shared via Reddit:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Just shared via Telegram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Making waves on Messenger:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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