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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Going viral on TikTok:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Just landed via Reddit:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

1 month ago

Humorous quote about airline gate anxiety and quirky travelers' personalities.

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Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Making waves on Telegram:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Trending via Messenger:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Trending via Snapchat:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Trending via Telegram:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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