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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at…

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at…

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Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airport, always, fine, flight, gate, guy, humor, next, sitting, think, travel, waiting on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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