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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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"Who knew that your backyard burial could also double as a botanical sanctuary? Remember, nothing protects your secrets quite like an endangered species—just don't forget to water the evidence! Stay tuned for more quirky gardening advice and unconventional life hacks!"



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