When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.