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"Who knew that your backyard burial could also double as a botanical sanctuary? Remember, nothing protects your secrets quite like an endangered species—just don't forget to water the evidence! Stay tuned for more quirky gardening advice and unconventional life hacks!"
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
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