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  • Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?
  • Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.
  • I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
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