When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Commentary:
“Talk about efficiency! Jesus took the ultimate leap from nativity to crucifixion in record time 🎅🕰️👉⛪️ Who needs procrastination when you’ve got miraculous time management skills like that? 🤣🙌 #SlayingGoals #JesusSpeedRun”

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