Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
  • Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.
  • Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.
  • Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.