Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The season is back when women are 80% scarf.
  • Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.
  • When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
  • Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.
  • I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.