Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious? Commentary:Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs Related Funny Posts 🤝 Stop making Fast and Furious movies. If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice. Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough. Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life. The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.