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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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