Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.