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Looks like someone mistook "pet bed" for "people bed" and poor Goldie didn't stand a chance! 🐠💤 #SleepingWithTheFishes #FishOutOfWater

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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2 months ago

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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1 month ago

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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4 months ago

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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2 months ago

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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2 months ago

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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2 months ago

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

79 shares on X this month:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Making waves on YouTube:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Making waves on Telegram:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Live now on WeChat:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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