Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.