Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Commentary:
“Whoever said ‘Out of sight, out of mind‘ clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳”

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