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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why a…

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why a…

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"Well, isn't it just a hairy situation when even the hair itself can't figure out its own life choices? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's trying to rebel against the norm and stand out from the rest of the smooth follicles, who knows! 🤣 #HairDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, doing, even, hair, humor, ingrown, question, self-reflection on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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