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"Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It's like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries"

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29 shares on Slack this month:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

43 shares on Slack this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

52 shares on X this month:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

51 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Trending via YouTube:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Trending via WeChat:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Spotted on Instagram:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Just landed via Twitch:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Keep the laugh going 😂

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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