Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
  • If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.
  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
  • The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
  • My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”