Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

53 minutes ago

3,451

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Seen just now on Threads:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Just landed via X:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Just landed via Threads:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Breaking via Facebook:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

5 months ago

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!

bowl, bowling, comedy, football, humor, irony, question, sports, super, Super Bowl, why

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

53 minutes ago

3,449

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Just landed via X:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Just landed via Pinterest:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Trending via Discord:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Just shared via Slack:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Going viral on Threads:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴