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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.