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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing…

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing…

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, carefree, cookie, day, eating, fun, i, ignorance, just, knowing, nostalgia, simplicity, wish on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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