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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.