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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhil…

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhil…

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"Watching women in movies sleep so peacefully is like a dream…while I'm over here resembling a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog rolling around in my blankets! 🌭😴 #SleepGoalsVersusReality"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beautiful, comparison, dog, hot, hot dog, humor, movy, night, relatable, sleep, tossing, turning, women on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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