Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWomen in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. Eleven out of ten people are stupid.
