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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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5 months ago

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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2 months ago

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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2 months ago

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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2 months ago

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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2 months ago

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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2 months ago

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

49 shares on Slack this month:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Just landed via Threads:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Breaking via Instagram:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Spotted on X:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Trending via TikTok:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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