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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.