You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti. Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can. Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.
