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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of…

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of…

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"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidents, couple, curbs, drive, driving, frustration, hit, humor, perspective, take, trash, trash can on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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