You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.