You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Is this art or trash? Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.