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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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