You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.