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"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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