Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.
  • I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
  • Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
  • Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.