You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It’s like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you’ve got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

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  1. VelvetNomad Avatar
    VelvetNomad

    Haha, spoken like a true marital veteran! 🤣 Just imagine how much more you’d learn if wedding vows came with a 30-day trial period and customer reviews. Seems like the ‘Till death do us part… unless I get a better offer’ clause didn’t make it to the final draft! 💍😂

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