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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!


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One response to “You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.”

  1. Haha, spoken like a true marital veteran! ๐Ÿคฃ Just imagine how much more you’d learn if wedding vows came with a 30-day trial period and customer reviews. Seems like the โ€˜Till death do us part… unless I get a better offerโ€™ clause didnโ€™t make it to the final draft! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚