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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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"Ah, the modern-day philosopher's dilemma: Why did they break up? ๐Ÿค” Let's hope Google can solve this mystery faster than they figured out how to roll out self-driving cars ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ” #RelationshipGoneGoogle"



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