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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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