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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Freshly posted on Threads:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Trending via Instagram:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Trending via TikTok:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Just landed via Facebook:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on WeChat:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Reported on TikTok:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Just shared via Threads:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Just shared via Facebook:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Spotted on Instagram:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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