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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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