Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.
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"Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!"

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