Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care. Commentary:"Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your secret is safe with me and my sister. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.
