Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Ugh, but profoundly.