Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care. Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Your secret is safe with me and my sister. Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
