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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.