Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Your secrets are totally safe with me 💬🙉 I wasn't even listening, let alone storing them in my mental vault 🤫🔒 Whoops, did I just reveal my impeccable memory skills? 😂 #SelectiveHearing" Related funny posts 😂 You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. Your secret is safe with me and my sister. Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.