Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Your secrets are totally safe with me 💬🙉 I wasn't even listening, let alone storing them in my mental vault 🤫🔒 Whoops, did I just reveal my impeccable memory skills? 😂 #SelectiveHearing" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust. Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care. Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either. Your secret is safe with me and my sister. I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff. Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.