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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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90 shares on X this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

41 shares on Threads this month:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

41 shares on Slack this month:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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