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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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"Oh, dying became a group project when I started working on my own fabulous exit plan! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ Who needs a team when you can rock the afterlife solo? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #IndependentDeparture"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, die, dying, existential, going, group, humor, life, okay, project on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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