Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.