You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”