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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

5 months ago

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

16 shares on Discord this month:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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