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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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1 month ago

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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1 month ago

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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2 months ago

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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2 months ago

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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2 months ago

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My life coach traded me.

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2 months ago

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66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The problem is I am always the problem.

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Going viral on Threads:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Breaking via Threads:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

My life coach traded me.

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