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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.