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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Funny text about zombies reassuring you’re safe from brain-eating; playful and amusing.

Commentary:
Well, that's a relief! Looks like I won't have to worry about the zombies mistaking me for a buffet anytime soon. I guess all those years of studying and working on my brainpower are finally paying off – literally a life-saving investment!


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One response to “Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.”

  1. Well, I’m glad my Monday-through-Friday decisions have finally made me zombie-proof! Let my questionable life choices be my shield! 😂🧠🛡️ No worries of overeating here, fellow zombies! #BrainFreeDiet🚫💀