Funny again quotes capture the hilariously predictable cycle of making the same mistakes over and over 🤪. From binge-watching late into the night 📺 to falling for “just one more bite” 🍰, life loves to put us on repeat 😂. These quotes shine a light on our wonderfully stubborn habits, the choices we swear we won’t repeat — and yet somehow always do 🙃. Get ready to laugh at how often again becomes your unintentional life motto 😄!
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There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.
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When your life is a sitcom and every episode ends with a cliffhanger 😂🍿🌅
For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.
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Is leaving their number on a missing persons report still too much? 📞🤔❤️
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
The world started without permission again.
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When you're just not ready for the universe to hit the snooze button 😂🌍☕
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.
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Embrace the weirdness—it's a recurring episode in my personal sitcom! 😂🤪🔄
Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”
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I'm on a strict Don't-Carrot diet 🥕🚫 Let's keep this off the menu! 😂
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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.
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When you send a vampire text at night but by morning you’ve gone full-on sunlight mode 🌞🦇😅
Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.
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Back from a social media cleanse and ready to spice up the chaos 🌪️😜✨
For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.
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Officially embracing the fine art of being "re-tired" daily! 😴🔄🎉
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
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I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄
You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?
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Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. 🍽️🧼💁♀️
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.
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"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.
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Sounds like the board had an emergency meeting and voted unanimously for more drama! 😂👩⚖️📱🎭
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.
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Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍
I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.
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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫
I woke up alive again.
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Living the dream, one accidental success at a time! 😂🎉💤
I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.
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When your morning needs more capybara cuddles: emotional support rodents, where are you? 💤🦔
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.
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Sounds like your weekend calories are now part of the Witness Protection Program! 🍩🙈🔥
I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.
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Sounds like my phone and I are stuck in a never-ending game of hot potato! 📱🤣🔥
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
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Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.
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Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never 😂🍷 #situationshipElegance
Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.
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Looks like I'm running a "winging it" marathon and I'm winning! 😂🤷♂️🥇
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
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Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.
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Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.
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That forest better be toddler-proof! 🌲😂🌛
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.
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The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸♂️😅🌪️
Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.
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Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?
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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.
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No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎
“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.
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Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦♂️🙈
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.
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"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃♂️💨🤣"
My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.
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😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"
Funny again quotes remind us that while we promise to do things differently next time, we usually don’t 🤣. Whether it’s oversleeping ⏰, procrastinating deadlines 📅, or falling for the same old tricks 🙃, life’s little loops make for endless comedy. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s caught themselves saying, “Here we go again” at least once a day 🤪. So embrace the repetition, laugh at the predictability, and enjoy the humor in doing it all… again 😂!