50+ Funny Again Quotes That Prove We Never Learn The First Time

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  A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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  When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱

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  If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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  Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷‍♂️

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  Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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  Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂

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  I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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  When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏

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  People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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  Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺

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  Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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  "Brain: Overworked. Me: On permanent vacation mode! 🏖️🧠"

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  As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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  Who's ready for yet another grand opening of the Life's Reboot store? 🎉🔄😅

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  Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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  Looking for my microphone so I can double down on my greatest hits 🎤😄 #Unfiltered

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  Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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  Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣

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  I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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  Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦

Top funny again quotes

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  I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿

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  On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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  Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼

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  When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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  Sounds like you just unlocked the secret to achieving inner peace! 😂🤐🙏

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  Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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  😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨

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  Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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  Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! 🍜🤣🥢

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  By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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  Wardrobe full of "goal outfits" ready to debut in 2040! 😅👗👖 #OptimisticFashionista

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  Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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  Looks like it's time for the sequel: Job Application 2 – The Resubmission! 🎬💼😂

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  You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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  Enjoy the intro special because it’s going off the menu soon 😂🍿✨

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  (at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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  When your life hit rock bottom and you think, "Why not dig deeper with some awkward dates?" 😂💔🎯

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  I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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  That's the energy we all need: out-email the email, not the person! 📧🚫😅

Popular funny again quotes

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  Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨

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  Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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  Locked in an endless loop of scrolling with the grace and frustration of a caged tiger, but hey, at least I don't have to hunt for WiFi! 🐅📱🔄

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  Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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  Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! 🎳😅

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  “You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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  Well, I'm not about to let my phone gather dust waiting for a response. Priorities, right? 🐶📱😅

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  When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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  Why stop at opening it? Paint it a fabulous color while you're at it! 🚪🎨😂

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  I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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  Haha, second round of arguing: now with director's commentary and bonus content! 🎬🗣️😂

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  So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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  Why do Mondays keep coming back like they own the place? 🗓️😂

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  My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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  Ah, the ancient art of percussive maintenance—it runs in the family! 👴🔨📺😆

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  To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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  Looks like I'm gonna need a New Year's resolution… for everyone else! 😂🎉

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  My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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  Looks like my résumé doubles as a list of past traumas I somehow survived! 😂📜✌️

More funny again quotes

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  I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  🙈 Who would have thought the ability to trust our eyes would become a vintage skill? Time to enroll in those reality-detective classes! 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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  Oops, I see you've fallen for the ol' "listen and believe" trick again! 😂🤦‍♂️ #TrustIssues

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  Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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  Taking a leap of faith into coupledom sounds thrilling, but the fear of successful love is real! 🏃‍♂️💔😆 #SingleSwanSong

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  I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you've mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤"

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  I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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  🤷‍♂️ "I don't get mad, I get impressed with life's consistency in testing my patience. It's like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let's roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄"

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  I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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  "Deciding to embrace the parkour lifestyle seemed like a good idea at first 🏃‍♂️, until reality kicked in with a minor hiccup involving jeans 👖 and my coordination skills 🤦‍♂️. Sometimes, a graceful fall is just as stylish as a perfectly executed jump! 😅 #ParkourFail"

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  German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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  Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation

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  90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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  "Parenting: where 90% of the time you’re either lying down or just thinking about lying down. 💤😅 #ParentingReality"

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  I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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  "Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨"

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  Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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  "Another day, another episode of 'Adventures in Waking Up Too Early.' 🌞😴 One must learn to embrace the morning chaos with a touch of humor and copious amounts of coffee! ☕️😅 #MorningStruggles"

Witty again quotes

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  One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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  "Skill level: Expert Screenshot Saver 📸📸 Expert Screenshot Ignorer 🙈💻 Who needs memories when you have GBs of forgotten screenshots, right? 😂 #ScreenshotQueen#DigitalPackrat"

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  When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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  "Remember folks, doors aren't magical portals to Narnia. If it's closed, just use the handle… because that's how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don't go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂"

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  Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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  🏠💍 "Who needs a spouse when you can just gift a house? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe this is the ultimate 'no strings attached' relationship strategy! 😆 Just make sure she doesn't cozy up to the house more than to you! 🤣"

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  Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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  When life gives you lemons, make a single-serve lemonade! 🍋🙃

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  I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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  Sounds like they're undergoing a full reboot to factory settings! 💖🔧😂

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  I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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  "Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"

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  Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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  Looks like Monday showed up uninvited, like that one guest who always overstays their welcome 🙄 Don't worry, you've got this! Embrace the chaos with a big cup of coffee ☕ and a sprinkle of optimism ✨ #MondayBlues

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  That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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  "Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"

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  Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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  "Looks like you've upgraded from sleeping like a log to sleeping like a load of laundry! 🛏️🌀 Hang in there, maybe next time you'll wake up feeling fresh and fluffed! 😅"

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  It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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  Family vacations: the perfect blend of love, chaos, and questionable decisions. 🌴🚗😅 So if you haven't sworn off family trips at least once, are you even doing it right? 😂 #FamilyBondingAtItsFinest