New funny again quotes

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

• ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

• I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

• I woke up alive again.

• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

• I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

• Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Top funny again quotes

• I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

• Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

• Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

• “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

• I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

• I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

• My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Popular funny again quotes

• If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

• Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

• Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

• Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

• That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

• Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

• Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

• I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

• “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

More funny again quotes

• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

• My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

• It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

• My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

• That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

• I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

• My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

• I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

• Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

• Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Witty again quotes

• Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

• If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

• Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

• I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

• I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

• I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

• Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

• Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

• Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

• My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Funny again quotes remind us that while we promise to do things differently next time, we usually don’t 🤣. Whether it’s oversleeping ⏰, procrastinating deadlines 📅, or falling for the same old tricks 🙃, life’s little loops make for endless comedy. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s caught themselves saying, “Here we go again” at least once a day 🤪. So embrace the repetition, laugh at the predictability, and enjoy the humor in doing it all… again 😂!