50+ Funny Food Quotes That Will Make You Hungry And Laughing

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• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

• Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

• I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

• Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

• You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

• I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

• I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Top funny food quotes

• Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

• I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

• In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

• Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

• Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

• I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Popular funny food quotes

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

• Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

• My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

• I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

• I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

• This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

More funny food quotes

• I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

• Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

• I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

• Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

• My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

• If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

• I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

• I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Witty food quotes

• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

• As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

• I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

• Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

• Food gives you energy to nap more.

• Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

• Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Funny food quotes remind us that some of life’s best moments happen with a fork in hand 🍴. From guilty pleasures 🍫 to epic kitchen fails 🔥, food fuels both our bodies and our sense of humor 😂. These quotes are perfect for sharing with fellow food lovers 🍝 or for chuckling at your own snack-related drama 🙃. So celebrate the joy of eating, laugh at the cravings, and always remember: calories don’t count when you’re having fun 🍰!