50+ Funny Food Quotes That Will Make You Hungry And Laughing

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• Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

• The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

• Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

• Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

• Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

• December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

• Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

• I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Top funny food quotes

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

• Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

• “The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

• Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

• Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

• We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

• Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

• OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Popular funny food quotes

• People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

• My body is a vessel for various dips.

• If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

• Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

• Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

• My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

• They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

More funny food quotes

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

• The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

• Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

• Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

• 69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

• “I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

• We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

• Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Witty food quotes

• According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

• Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

• Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

• I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

• Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

• A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Funny food quotes remind us that some of life’s best moments happen with a fork in hand 🍴. From guilty pleasures 🍫 to epic kitchen fails 🔥, food fuels both our bodies and our sense of humor 😂. These quotes are perfect for sharing with fellow food lovers 🍝 or for chuckling at your own snack-related drama 🙃. So celebrate the joy of eating, laugh at the cravings, and always remember: calories don’t count when you’re having fun 🍰!