New funny media quotes

• My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

• Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

• The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

• Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

• It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

• I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

• Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

• Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

• If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

• I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Top funny media quotes

• Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

• Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

• Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

• I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

• Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

• Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

• I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

• Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

• Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

• “Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Popular funny media quotes

• Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

• Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

• I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

• Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

• No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

• Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

• Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

• I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

More funny media quotes

• Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

• Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

• Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

• I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

• The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

• I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

• Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

• The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

• I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

• Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Witty media quotes

• God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

• You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

• Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

• Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

• Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

• Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

• I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

• Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Funny media quotes remind us that behind every headline is a world of overhype and hilarious twists 🌀. From confusing news cycles 🔄 to sensationalized stories 🤷‍♂️, media keeps us entertained — even when we don’t trust a word of it 😂. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves poking fun at the 24/7 news machine 🖥️. So grab some popcorn 🍿, enjoy the spectacle, and keep laughing at the never-ending media madness 🤣!