New funny motivation quotes

• Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

• I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

• I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

• I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

• In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

• Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

• “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

• Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Top funny motivation quotes

• “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

• 80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

• A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

• Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

• Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

• Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

• It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

• It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

• When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Popular funny motivation quotes

• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

• When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

• I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

• I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

• Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

• I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

• I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

• (at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

More funny motivation quotes

• Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

• I want this laziness removed from my body.

• Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

• No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

• The shitshow must go on.

• Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

• Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

• Not right now. I’m manifesting.

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

• Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Witty motivation quotes

• Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

• What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

• Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

• I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

• Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

• Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

• Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

• My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Funny motivation quotes remind us that while staying driven sounds great in theory 🎯, real life often has other (more entertaining) plans 😂. From pep talks that turn into snack breaks 🍫 to workout goals that end with binge-watching 📺, motivation is a daily comedy routine 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who starts every day full of big plans — and ends it wondering where the time went 🙃. So embrace the ups, laugh at the downs, and keep smiling through your unique version of motivation 🤪!