New funny relaxation quotes

• Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

• Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

• I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

• No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

• How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

• I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

• Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

• Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

• Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

• I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Top funny relaxation quotes

• Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

• I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

• The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

• Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

• Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

• I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

• I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

• The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

• All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

• Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Popular funny relaxation quotes

• Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

• Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

• Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

• I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

• Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

• I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

• I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

• Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

• Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

• Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

More funny relaxation quotes

• An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

• I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

• Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

• My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

• The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

• Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

• Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

• My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

• Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

• A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Witty relaxation quotes

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

• Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

• Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

• Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

• The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

• No plans and no pants kind of day.

• If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

• I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

• Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Funny relaxation quotes remind us that while we all crave peace and quiet 🌿, relaxing often turns into a comedy routine 😂. From struggling to disconnect from your phone 📱 to realizing your “quick nap” turned into a full night’s sleep 💤, relaxation never goes quite as planned 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who believes that doing nothing takes a surprising amount of effort 🙃. So kick back, embrace the interruptions, and laugh your way to a perfectly imperfect state of relaxation 🤪!