50+ Funny Relaxation Quotes That Prove Doing Nothing Is A Skill

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• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

• There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

• There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

• Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

• “You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

• The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

• Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

• Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

• Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

• With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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• Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

• Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

• If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

• Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

• Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

• Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

• I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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• I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

• I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

• I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

• Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

• They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

• Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

• Food gives you energy to nap more.

• Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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• My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

• I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

• It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

• Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

• Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

• Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

• Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

• Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

• This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Witty relaxation quotes

• Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

• The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

• Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

• Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

• The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

• Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

• I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

• I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

• The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

• I love my bed so much, what a place.

Funny relaxation quotes remind us that while we all crave peace and quiet 🌿, relaxing often turns into a comedy routine 😂. From struggling to disconnect from your phone 📱 to realizing your “quick nap” turned into a full night’s sleep 💤, relaxation never goes quite as planned 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who believes that doing nothing takes a surprising amount of effort 🙃. So kick back, embrace the interruptions, and laugh your way to a perfectly imperfect state of relaxation 🤪!