New funny technology quotes

• One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

• Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

• Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

• We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

• My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

• Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Top funny technology quotes

• Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

• “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

• Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

• “Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

• Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

• Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Popular funny technology quotes

• Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

• Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

• Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

• Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

• The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

• I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

• The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

• I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

More funny technology quotes

• A real smartphone would cut you off.

• You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

• TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

• In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

• I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

• Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

• Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

• The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

• Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Witty technology quotes

• For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

• My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

• I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

• She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

• Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

• Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

• You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

• I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

• May the algorithms be with you.

Funny technology quotes remind us that while tech keeps evolving 🔄, human errors stay wonderfully consistent 🤪. From frozen screens 🧊 to embarrassing group chat mishaps 📱, our daily digital lives offer endless comedy. These quotes celebrate the glitches, bugs 🐞, and awkward updates we all know too well 😂. So keep swiping, rebooting, and laughing — because in the world of technology, humor might just be the best user manual 📖!