50+ Funny Technology Quotes That Prove Even Gadgets Have A Sense Of Humor

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• So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

• I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

• Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

• Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

• “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

• I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

• Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

• Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

• Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

• “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Top funny technology quotes

• “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

• “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

• No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

• Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

• “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

• If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

• Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

• I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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• Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

• Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

• If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

• Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

• The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

• Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

• “I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

• My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

• None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

• If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

• Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

• Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

• ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

• The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

• Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

• “I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Witty technology quotes

• The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

• “I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

• Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

• You used to calm me on my cell phone!

• I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

• Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

• “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

• Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Funny technology quotes remind us that while tech keeps evolving 🔄, human errors stay wonderfully consistent 🤪. From frozen screens 🧊 to embarrassing group chat mishaps 📱, our daily digital lives offer endless comedy. These quotes celebrate the glitches, bugs 🐞, and awkward updates we all know too well 😂. So keep swiping, rebooting, and laughing — because in the world of technology, humor might just be the best user manual 📖!