50+ Funny Think Quotes That Expose The Weird Stuff On Our Minds

New funny think quotes

• I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

• I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

• And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

• You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

• Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

• Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

• Think that’s enough todaying for today.

• Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Top funny think quotes

• I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

• All I think about is death and sex.

• I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

• Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

• I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

• The art of letting whoever think whatever.

• I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

• Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

• I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

• Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Popular funny think quotes

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

• I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

• Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

• Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

• If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

• “Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

More funny think quotes

• When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

• Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

• The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

• ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

• When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

• I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

• If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Witty think quotes

• I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

• “What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

• And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

• Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

• I think my type is a nice person.

Funny think quotes remind us that our thoughts aren’t always as deep or logical as we pretend 🧠. From spiraling over nothing 🌪️ to having random “aha” moments in the shower 🚿, thinking can be a hilarious adventure all by itself 😂. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever caught themselves laughing at their own weird brain 🧩. So embrace the overthinking, enjoy the random thoughts, and keep laughing at the strange things we all think about 🤣!