8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”. Posted on7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume. Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something. Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word. If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff. One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.