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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.