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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Sounds like your husband has mastered the art of movie selection based on his impeccable sleeping record! 🎥😴 Maybe he should start a review blog… or a nap blog! 💤😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged entertainment, humor, husband, movie, opinions, relationship, sleep, sure on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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