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  • My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.
  • I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.
  • Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?
  • I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.
  • I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.