Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.
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"Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries"

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