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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.