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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.